Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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