that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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