we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I would ride that face into the sunset
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