You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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