Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Randomize
