I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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