i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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