On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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