check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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