he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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