Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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