If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
it's like heaven, but drunker
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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