It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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