So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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