i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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