yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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