what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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