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(240): View more from Maryland

Banned from zoo.

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Again?

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(678): View more from Georgia

he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.

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(480): View more from Arizona

she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.

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(830): View more from Texas

You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job

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(859): View more from Kentucky

when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot

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(504): View more from Louisiana

my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt

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(858): View more from California

How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?

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(317): View more from Indiana

The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum

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