can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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