And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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