I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You ruined the universe
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