and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
