Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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