3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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