We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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