He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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