I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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