from now on my penis is your penis
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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