she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Farmville is her only friend.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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