You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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