Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
