he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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