I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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