im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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