haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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