You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
