ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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