I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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