I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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