I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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