Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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