I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
