fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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