The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just had sex on a roof
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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