Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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