I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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