Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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