I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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