Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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