I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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