You're earring is so big in my mouth
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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